IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Me: ... fine as hell.
a lesbian porn blog just reblogged a picture of my kitten…
guess they were just looking for some pussy
test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past